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The all-pro tax day football team

It has been said that few things are inevitable, like death and taxes. It is also inevitable that Quirky Research will use any day on the calendar to draft a thematic all-pro team. No deductions for poor puns, and H.R. might block our passwords, as we audit the rosters and Schedule A tax day team. Dependent upon your humor, we hope you don’t lose interest. Have a few tax men that we missed? Add them to the comments, and we’ll double you, too.

Washington Treasury starting lineup

Head coach: Jack Keogh

Offense

Defense

QB Jack Kemp DE Bob Gain
RB Harmon Wages NT Stuart Tolle
BB Ed Rate DE Matt Roth
WR Ira Hillary DT DeAndre Levy
WR Ernest Givins LB Gary Brackett
TE Derek Fine LB Jim Files
LT Art Anderson LB Ian Gold
LG Ted Banker CB Karl Paymah
C Fee Klaus CB Chris Cash
RG Andy Gross FS Dave Duerson
RT Bill Owen SS Ricardo Silva
K Obed Ariri P Matt Dodge
KR Joe Profit LS Andrew Economos

 

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