It has been said that few things are inevitable, like death and taxes. It is also inevitable that Quirky Research will use any day on the calendar to draft a thematic all-pro team. No deductions for poor puns, and H.R. might block our passwords, as we audit the rosters and Schedule A tax day team. Dependent upon your humor, we hope you don’t lose interest. Have a few tax men that we missed? Add them to the comments, and we’ll double you, too.
Washington Treasury starting lineup
Head coach: Jack Keogh
Offense |
Defense |
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jack Kemp | DE | Bob Gain | |
| RB | Harmon Wages | NT | Stuart Tolle | |
| BB | Ed Rate | DE | Matt Roth | |
| WR | Ira Hillary | DT | DeAndre Levy | |
| WR | Ernest Givins | LB | Gary Brackett | |
| TE | Derek Fine | LB | Jim Files | |
| LT | Art Anderson | LB | Ian Gold | |
| LG | Ted Banker | CB | Karl Paymah | |
| C | Fee Klaus | CB | Chris Cash | |
| RG | Andy Gross | FS | Dave Duerson | |
| RT | Bill Owen | SS | Ricardo Silva | |
| K | Obed Ariri | P | Matt Dodge | |
| KR | Joe Profit | LS | Andrew Economos | |
